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There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"

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As hurricane Ike roars towards Galveston, Texas, idiots are planning to ride “party” out the storm. Despite the order to evacuate, these assholes have decided that it is cool to stay and watch the storm.

“Those who refused were told to write their names on their arms in black marker, so their bodies could be identified later.”

  It’s estimated that about 20% of the 90,000 residents stayed behind. Now I really hope nothing happens to anyone of these 18,000 or so idiots, but one has to wonder,  if this many stupid people gathered in one place, could there be some sort of natural selection process in work?

Check out the video  "Warnings Ignored"   What a bunch of idiots.

According to Foxnews “American forces on Monday handed over security responsibility to the Iraqis in a province that the U.S. once feared was lost — a sign of the stunning reversal of fortunes since local Sunnis turned against al-Qaida in Iraq.” Great Job by the US Military and the Bush administration for never giving up.

I bet this just pisses off Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barack Obama and the rest to the idiots who said the war was lost or it couldn’t be done.
 

It was bad enough we heard this type of BS from a low life like Michael Moore, but now, former DNC Chief Don Fowler, has spouted the same words. “That just demonstrates that God is on our side,”    I guess that puts him in the same category as Moore.

Michael Moore is an idiot. In his effort to paint the Republicans in a bad light, Moore stuck both feet into his big fat mouth. His comment about (Hurricane Gustav is “proof that there is a God in heaven,”) is ridicules. He says he is for the little people and tries to paint himself as a champion for the right and just, but the reality is he nothing more than a disgusting filmmaker making money off the very people he claims to be trying to help. This man is so disgusting; I would not even piss on him if he were on fire.

I received this in an email and thought is was funny.  If you like it let me know, if you're offended, oh well.  Get over it....

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.

 

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied
'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying
'Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden.

Brings a tear to your eye...doesn't it

The current push to move America into a more Multicultural society is pushing our nation down a road toward chaos.  Individual groups are pushing for their individual values without embracing the core values that made this country great.   As David Kupelian stated in his article Multicultural madness "... one cannot become French or Chinese or Russian, one can become an American – by embracing that spirit."   It was this desire to accept  American's core values that made those immigrants who passed through Ellis Island Americans.  Core values founded on Judeo-Christian values.  It is these common core values that holds a nation together.  I think it is time Americans start standing up for their way of life.  Let me know what you think. 

In a high school in Eglnad, two boys were given detention for not kneeling and praying to allah.  Now if that is not some BS, I don't know what is. England is having serious problems with muslims and their wimpy ass, politically correct way of dealing with these idiots is going to cause even more problems.  It won't be long before this shit starts in the US.  Check out  "Report: Schoolboys Get Detention for Refusing to Pray to Allah"  from Fox News and let me know what you think.
 

How high will gas prices go before we say enough is enough?  I think we need to start drilling in the US now.  What do you think?

Those Canucks are going freaking nuts.   If the people of Quebec don't raise hell about  this in the streets, they are headed for a very sad future. The judge should be kick off the bench for this hair brain ruling.  Check it out, 12-Year-Old Grounded for Too Much Internet Use Gets Punishment Overturned in Court  

What do you think?  Should the court have even gotten involved?