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Hey check out the link below to see the great job these guys did designing the AMMO Car and make sure you vote.  There is only a few days left and it's currently in first place.

AMMO CAR

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants … 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him.
 
He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
 
He lives in a nice neighborhood … in a house that is much larger than he needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
 
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
 
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head! Holy S#!t! … My dog is a Democrat!

I seen this and thought it was good.  For all of you who remember Dragnet and Jack Webb, this will show you Obama getting the law on him... Enjoy...

Obama Get's Schooled

With all the discussion about health care, I thought this was funny.

Number of physicians in the US: 700,000.

Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000.

Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services)

Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000.

Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups): 1,500.

Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

"FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one Doctor."

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand. As a Public Health Measure, the statistics on Lawyers have been withheld for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical aid.

New Mind

Below are the Top Ten indicators your employer may have changed to Obamacare.

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
 

I received this in an email and thought it was very interesting.  I'm not a very religious person, but this does bring some common sense perspective to the BS liberal debate and to all those idiots who want to remove the word "God" from everything in our Government.

Rep Randy Forbes

What can I say?  This man is a walking talking disaster.  To think the Dems thought Govener Palin was a poor choice for McCaine.  Well for all those people who voted for Obama & Biden, I have to say enjoy.... lol  

"We're going to go bankrupt as a nation," Biden warned at an event in the backyard of the House's No. 2 Republican.

"People, when I say that, look at me and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?" he said. "The answer is yes. (CNS News)

Priceless!

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road ."

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?

I've noticed an increase in spam attacks lately and it got me thinking.  What the hell are these idiots really trying to do?  Do they really think they are some sort of great computer wiz causing havoc all over the world?  Isn't causing some sort of prank more fun when you get to see the reaction of the victim?  To me, I see them as just worthless little piss ants living in their parents basement with no friends other than maybe their lazy cat and some type of transformer figure on the desk.  

Most of the people I know who have blogs, also have very good software to prevent these piss ants from causing any problems.   All I see are reports of how many attempts were made to post a hundred different links to some bullshit site selling Viagra or something else.   All that is deleted automatically, so I do not have to do anything.  Oh, well maybe someday they will get a life and come out of their basement to enjoy life, but then again we have enough idiots walking the streets now.

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"

anonymous